Oh the horror...

What a historic Halloween we have brewing.  This could very well be the end of times, the new great depression or as Obonzo attempted to quote Red Foxx "It's the Big One Weezie!" 

Never mind that Weezie was on the Jeffersons.  I have to credit Michelle Malkin on this one, but it was so fitting after watching the Obummer horror flick last evening.  The only thing he could have shown that would've been more depressing would have been some dead puppies.  His four sob stories from these poor downtrodden families, who just happen to reside in swing states, were just beyond horrific. Empty refrigerators, clearly overweight people on the verge of starvation, retirees from the B & O Railroad (are you kidding me?) and a widow who works with special needs kids who just happened to wear some fashionable square framed glasses who was fat also, just an observation. 

The Obomination wants you to believe that America is awful, bad, horrendous and on the brink of extinction.  He can save us...Thank God.  Heal us O Chosen One, only you can bring us back from the edge of destruction. 

WTF!  I call Bull Shit. 

This is America.  We are great and strong.  Yes, things are a little down now but it's just not as bad as the Obamunist worshipping media has brainwashed everyone into believing.    Check your history - look at unemployment rates and interest rates and suicide rates from the Great Depression and other tough times.  It makes this look like a cake walk.

Today is an important day.  Get out there and get some free candy!  If you don't have kids, don't worry, I'm sure you know someone who does.  Preferably a liberal.  Just knock on their door about 10:00 tonight and tell them you can't or won't have children but you really deserve some candy.  In fact, you think it should be a right to get free candy. Demand that they hand over your fair share.  It's the patriotic (sorry, wrong holiday) It's all about fairness.  Spread the candy around! Never mind you will be able to get all the candy you want for 1/2 price tomorrow, why should you pay for what should be rightfully yours? 

Wake up people and smell the Socialism.  I can smell it and it stinks like rotting flesh.  How's that for a little Halloween Horror?  And if people come to your door looking like or talking about Captain Big Ears and the Boy Blunder, just pull out your gun and bible.  I think they'll get the message.

Happy Halloween!