D-licious Nipple Ripple

What?!  Ooooo Baby...a new Ben & Jerry's flavor in your grocer's freezer?!  If you ask the bat-shit crazy PETA folks...Yea Baby!   These lunatics actually sent a letter to Ben & Jerry's requesting them to replace cow's milk used in their ice cream with human breast milk!  WTF?!  The letter stated...

"A move to human breast milk in ice cream would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health."

They went on to say... "The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."

In a statement Ben and Jerry's said, "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."

PETA believes that animals are above humans and should be treated as such.  They even go as far as to suggest that murdering a human being (such as an act of terrorism) is the same as killing an animal for food.  A few years ago when Timothy McVeigh was scheduled to take his dirt nap they wrote a letter...

"On behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), I am writing to ask that you make Timothy McVeigh's final meals vegetarian ones.... Mr. McVeigh should not be allowed to take even one more life."

The letter went on to say, "wiping meat off all inmates' plates could help killers lose their taste for blood.... Feeding inmates bean burritos rather than baby back ribs might just help break the cycle of violence.... Nonviolence begins in the kitchen -- in this case, the prison kitchen."

Personally, if I were the one "flipping that switch", I wouldn't want to risk the possibility of Timmy's last "deed" smelling like bean burritos.  (Now that was insensitive...but we are talking about a terrorist here.)

Did you know that PETA's campaigns are always geared towards children?  They ambush them outside of schools and bombard them with emails.  They even put out clever comic books titled

What wisdom is inside you ask?  "Until your Daddy learns that it's not fun to kill, keep your doggies and kitties away from him!  He's so hooked on killing defenseless animals that they could be next!"  What kind of sick, demented idiot would say something like that to a child?  Don't believe me... go to www.fishinghurts.com and be sure to click on the kids Corner. 

Anyway, back to the boobies.  It's obvious that the person that wrote to Ben & Jerry's has never been hooked up to a breast pump.  What a joy that is.  I can't imagine any lactating mother would want her precious milk used for anything other than the nourishment of her baby or another HUMAN baby who might need it. 

These goons, however, would love to see a host of human "cows" being milked as punishment for all our "milky" enjoyments.  And who could be the spokesperson for this campaign... Pam Anderson...a devout PETA supporter!  I can see the poster now..."We use no artificial ingredients!  Would you like one scoop or two in your sili-CONE?" 

Just for the record, Seager and Dagon are becoming quite the fishermen!  So does that make Joe and I good parents for teaching them to fish or horrible parents for teaching them to fish? We always throw them back, no harm done, right?   I have pictures to post in the next couple of days!  Til then....